Why dissolve the USA?

Why a movement to dissolve the USA? We love America – we just think we’d get along better without such varied competing interests. A smaller, more regional government could better serve its constituents, with fewer conflicts.

Just think how varied we are as a nation – couldn’t we come to agreement quicker without all those differing viewpoints? Gun ownership means one thing in inner-city Baltimore, and another in rural Nebraska. Antismoking laws warm the hearts of liberal West Coasters, but inflame the minds of libertarian Montanans. We’re different, that’s all. After all – good fences make good neighbors.