Sarah is fed up with all the political squabbling and bickering between political parties – and so she’s devised a way to divide the nation into rival party factions. Sure, they’re a little more diverse than the usual red state / blue state analysis, but that’s the way Ex Unum, Pluribus! should be.
My two favorites are the outliers: Hawaii, which actually had a queen as recently as 1893, has become the Constitutional Monarchy State. Alaska, which was always a little too close to Russia for my comfort, is now the Communist Party State, and Anchorage has changed its name to New Moscow.